Not much shocked me. You know I worked in a home for Alzheimer's patients and my dad used to be really into murders and stuff so I saw dead bodies. It desensitised me to a lot of things.
Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles.
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work ask him: 'Whose?'
The two most misused words in the entire English vocabulary are love and...