I am regularly asked what the average Internet user can do to ensure his security. My first answer is usually 'Nothing you're screwed'.
We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.
The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
The two most misused words in the entire English vocabulary are love and...