Even when I was a kid I had a good thing with kids. To this day if I go to a birthday party with one of my kids I swear to you I am so much happier hanging out with my kids and their friends than talking to the grown-ups.
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
The two most misused words in the entire English vocabulary are love and...