My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
The kids are old enough now - I just want to let them be kids. I don't want to comment on them too much. They're at an age where I just want to let them be kids.
I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad.
The two most misused words in the entire English vocabulary are love and...