From the moment this baby came into our home those two dogs have never been more in love. It's the most beautiful thing I've ever witnessed. People keep saying 'Oh you're a single mom.' I'm like 'Actually I'm not. I've got two boys helping.'
Old age is just a record of one's whole life.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
The two most misused words in the entire English vocabulary are love and...