Once in high school I completely over plucked my left eyebrow all the way up to where you're not supposed to. I had no idea what I was doing and it looked terrible! My mom was like 'What did you do to yourself?' I was so embarrassed.
Old age is just a record of one's whole life.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
The two most misused words in the entire English vocabulary are love and...